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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Confessions

Oh my gosh I'm alive! Do you know what the best thing about blogging is? Y'all love me enough to never let me go missing for very long. I know I've been MIA around here, but life has just been crowded lately. My blog is kinda in a weird place right now - because let's face it, my life is kinda in a weird place right now. But for today, I'm back!!
 

 
I confess...

I am obsessed with vanilla diet coke from Sonic

My dad gives the best dating advice – and I quote “No hipsters, must play golf, spoils me, no cops/firemen and not a complete idiot.” Now why didn't I think of that???

Under no circumstances should you ever buy 2 blade razors, trust me

Slutty girls make me uncomfortable these days
 
THIS is the best thing ever. I'm not even 30 yet and I have probably said every single one of these at some point.

I wasted a lot of time looking up gifs for another post that I didn't end up publishing for yesterday. So I had to recycle some of them into this post. I mean is there anything better in this world to waste time on than Real Housewives gifs??? (see also Bridesmaids, J-Law & Mean Girls gifs are equally hilarious)

 
I miss my long hair

I'm supposed to be at the beach right now for a work conference...and instead I'm home and it snowed here yesterday. That is the opposite of winning.

I cannot get enough of this song right now
Resolution by Matt Corby on Grooveshark

My Vols are dancing the big dance on Friday in the Sweet 16 and I will probably have a heartattack from excitement if they win.
 
 
That's about all the excitement that I have in me for today. I hope you enjoyed our catch up session as much as I did. XOXO

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29 comments:

Miranda said...

Housewife gifs are the best, period!

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

i dont even watch housewives of anything yet i use their gifs a lot because they rule!

-kathy | Vodka and Soda

P!nky said...

That Alexis gif makes this post. I LOVE iT!


GOOOOOOOOO VOLS!!!!!!!!! <3 you lady!

Wine and Summer said...

I love your dad's advice!! I need to take it.

I miss my long hair too...and it's been about six months since I cut it :)

Mosby Hardin said...

This post has a lot of my favorites in it! You, real. Housewives, J-Law, diet coke (I take mine without the vanilla), and the fact that you recognize not being at the beach is not winning:) have a wonderful day!

Joey said...

Oooooh girl. That song. Oh yes yes yes. #musicsoulsisters I think I'm the only person who doesn't use GIFs in their posts. I'm not cool enough for GIFs. I'll leave those to you professionals ;)

Stephy Lee Photography said...

Whatttt? You missed out on the beach and got snow instead?!

Amanda aka Manda said...

I love your dad's advice!

And that list...I've totally said all those things too...at least twice for some of them!

I hope the Vols do great things this weekend! I'm ready for the UK/UL game to be over already. Talk about nastiness at it's finest right now in the good ol' state of KY.

Christina said...

yeah, no hipsters. must play golf?! hahah is that for his benefit or yours?

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

I'm ashamed to even admit to how much time I spend looking up gifs... ahahahah!

Jordan said...

OH WELL HERROW! Welcome back ;) Just thinking of two blade razors makes my skin hurt. Ouch. Ever since I graduated to the Hydro (five blades), I feel like anything less is beneath me. *insert hair flip gif here* I love that your dad started with "no hipsters" !!! Too funny. That last gif is how I feel about it being Hump Day... only 2 more days until the weekend! Holla!

Tracy said...

OMG girl - those hashtags ARE MY LIFE!!!! geez, it's scary, lol!!

so are you for reals OK?? You know a trip to NYC for my birthday would REALLY HELP! ;)

<3 ya!

TheTinyHeart said...

Hehe love the Housewives gifs! If it makes you feel better, I live at the beach and it's covered in snow at the moment :(

-Sharon
The Tiny Heart
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Kerry @ Till Then Smile Often said...

Great advice from your Dad. Olive long hair so I totally understand that one! Love the Alexis gif!!

Lynda Benson said...

Oh goodness...where do I start..every housewife show is on my DVR LOL Have yourself a wonderful Wednesday :)

Erin @ Keep Calm and Sparkle said...

Mav is gonna be a golfer - just sayin' . bahahahahaha

lil desiqua said...

What about 4 blade razors?
And your dad has some seriously wise words- sounds like a decent checklist for me! Sorry you got snow instead of sun... hope you get another chance soon!

LB @ Table For One said...

So slutty girls make you comfortable? Or uncomfortable?? Trying to figure that out with the GIF that says "bye" haha!

Amy @ Living n Learning said...

Definitely enjoyed our catch up session! :)

Whitney @ EHFAR said...

It snowed here yesterday too... not much. Maybe a half an inch, but dang.. it was cold!!

Fran @ Sassy Southern Bride said...

I can never get enough Housewives! Oh, and when I was single the dumbest, and I genuinely mean I asses this individual to having a naturally occurring very low intelligence, was a cop! So I'd say that is good advice from your Daddy-O.

MommyMandy Musings said...

I always swore I would never marry a cop/fireman...the hours suck and it's too dangerous. Whoops;)

chantal marie said...

thanks for the catch up sesh!! although i must admit, this post was worth it for the gifs alone!

Ashley (Sweet Carolina Belle) said...

Glad to catch up. Vanilla diet coke sound delish!

Micah said...

These gifs are the best. And now you have me wanting a vanilla diet coke.

Stephanie said...

I am cracking up at the 30 somethings hashtags!! yes!!

Liz Lewis said...

YES....why is the vanilla at Sonic so much better than everywhere else...I swear it has crack in it!!! lol This blog post absolutely rocks!!

My-cliffnotes said...

I love your Dads advice!!

Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre said...

no hipsters I agree and they must spoil you! Oh Housewives they have the best gifs!